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.::carlito::.
Posted: Dec 11, 2009 7:42 pm Reply with quote
クラゲ, 流れ星 クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 14 Oct 2006 Posts: 3609 Location: Melbourne, Australia
Simply post some quotes you've heard before that you find hysterical or inspirational.

You sunk my battleship! - Jasper, The Simpsons

Cometh the hour, cometh the man.

Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a padddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'. - Jasper, The Simpsons

I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night, I’ll steal away into your home. And punch you in the face. - Sue Sylvester, Glee
 
Koda
Posted: Dec 11, 2009 8:26 pm Reply with quote
クラゲ, 流れ星 クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 27 Oct 2008 Posts: 12319
^ OMFG. GLEE QUOTE, LOVE IT! HEARRRTTTSS!! Love Love Love Sue is so funny, I love her. Well here's more Glee quotes:

Sex isn't dating; if it were, then Santana and I would be dating. - Brittany from Glee

It's like cool epilepsy... - Brittany from Glee

We'll find something for you to dip in chocolate, Mercedes. - Will Schuester
 
Ushee
Posted: Dec 11, 2009 10:49 pm Reply with quote
ユメクイ ユメクイ
Joined: 05 Nov 2007 Posts: 1206 Location: Lancaster, New York
It's a long one, but this is probably my favorite movie quote:

I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me...
But it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world
Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much,
My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst...

And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it,
And then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything
But gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life...

You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure
But don't worry,
You will someday
- Lester Burnham, from American Beauty
 
Rodri
Posted: Dec 12, 2009 12:28 pm Reply with quote
クラゲ, 流れ星 クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 14 Mar 2007 Posts: 13565 Location: Tokyo
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!" - Chewbacca from Star Wars Meow


Yeah...that was lame No
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
 
hitomi #1
Posted: Dec 13, 2009 2:11 am Reply with quote
PEACH PEACH
Joined: 17 Feb 2009 Posts: 1933 Location: On Ai's speed dial!
In honor of flint. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Last night when I was alone in my room, from out of nowhere... I smelled a fart that wasn't mine. - Osaka [Azumanga Daioh]

I've always wanted to trip on a banana peel and fall on my face! - Osaka [Azumanga Daioh]

Oh no, no! My measurements are se-cr-et! But it's not that I'm embarrassed to tell you because I don't have a good body; it's strange for me to say this myself but the numbers are pretty nice. Geez, what are you making me say, you precocious brat, you! - Yukari [Azumanga Daioh]

(while eating a pork bun) This sure is 100% pure beef! - Tomo [Azumanga Daioh]

Sakaki-san. Your breasts are 8cm larger than mine, so move 8cm back. - Tomo [Azumanga Daioh]

 
flintandtas
Posted: Dec 14, 2009 7:31 am Reply with quote
クラゲ, 流れ星 クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 07 Jul 2009 Posts: 8451 Location: Sydney, Australia
^ thanks hitomi#1 how nostalgic, I need to wipe the tears from my eyes Crying

Off the top of my head, here are some Tas quotes:

A chicken with its neck wrung is different than a chicken with its head chopped off. But does it matter to the chicken?

Is that your nose or a disease?

Can those fleas crawling on your body do tricks?
 
.::carlito::.
Posted: Dec 14, 2009 7:32 am Reply with quote
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Joined: 14 Oct 2006 Posts: 3609 Location: Melbourne, Australia
I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me.

- Sue Sylvester, Glee.

Laughing
 
sakuraangel
Posted: Dec 14, 2009 1:19 pm Reply with quote
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Joined: 10 Feb 2007 Posts: 8011 Location: Canada
"all your bases are belong to us" - zero wing game

(if you're a gamer geek or even an internet geek, you'll know the story behind this quote Giggle
 
Koda
Posted: Dec 14, 2009 3:34 pm Reply with quote
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Joined: 27 Oct 2008 Posts: 12319
@carlito: HELL YES! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

WILL: "Ballad" ...who knows what this word means?
BRITTANY: It's a male duck.

- Glee
 
.::carlito::.
Posted: Dec 14, 2009 9:14 pm Reply with quote
クラゲ, 流れ星 クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 14 Oct 2006 Posts: 3609 Location: Melbourne, Australia
^
Brittany is probably the second funniest banana in the show.

Santana: Having sex is not dating.
Brittany: If it were Santana and I would be dating.


Laughing

In reference to sakuraangel's quote.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg

All our base our belong to us. Laughing
 
Koda
Posted: Dec 15, 2009 1:03 am Reply with quote
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Joined: 27 Oct 2008 Posts: 12319
^ I already posted that quote, silly Tongue

Again from Glee ('cause you know, where else do you get good quotes...)

Kurt: I say we lock up Rachel until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement.
Mercedes: We can't--we need her to sing.
Kurt: Damn her talent!


(I can see this thread quickly becoming a "Glee quotes..." thread Tongue)
 
.::carlito::.
Posted: Jan 03, 2010 2:56 am Reply with quote
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Joined: 14 Oct 2006 Posts: 3609 Location: Melbourne, Australia
I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night, I’ll steal away into your home. And punch you in the face. - Sue Sylvester, Glee

If you want the visuals,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdWfqKI8x5g
 
Koda
Posted: Jan 03, 2010 3:38 am Reply with quote
クラゲ, 流れ星 クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 27 Oct 2008 Posts: 12319
^ Didn't you already post that one? Tongue

Sue: You are about to board the Sue Sylvester express. Destination? Horror.
Will: ...looking forward to that.


- Glee. Of course. Laughing
 
octocoffee
Posted: Jan 09, 2010 12:23 pm Reply with quote
ポケット ポケット
Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 2496 Location: USA
"The today that you're giving up on, is the tomorrow someone else would have fought for." ~ Ayumi Hamasaki

“If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.” ~ Oscar Wilde

“Even if it turns out that this isn’t actually love…I don’t even care anymore.” ~ Ren, Yume no Kodomo by Hamada Shouko
 
hitomi #1
Posted: Jan 11, 2010 11:33 pm Reply with quote
PEACH PEACH
Joined: 17 Feb 2009 Posts: 1933 Location: On Ai's speed dial!
Ogden Nash.... No

"If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work."
 
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