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| Koda |
 Posted: Apr 28, 2010 6:01 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 27 Oct 2008
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^ LOLLLLL!!!!!!  That's great!
A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.
“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.” |
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| mangomalte |
| Posted: Apr 28, 2010 6:32 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 10 Oct 2006
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Location: Sweden
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^ lol... that reminds me of this one:
A doctor says to his patient:
“I'm sorry to tell you that your sickness has worsened and you don't have much longer to live.”
Desperately the patient asks: “How much longer do I have?"
"Ten."
"Ten? Ten what? Days? Weeks? Months?"
"Nine... Eight..."
this joke isn't funny at all for me atm, though... i'm watching another of those girl-with-a-fatal-disease dramas.  |
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| skeedatl |
| Posted: Apr 29, 2010 12:27 am |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 01 Feb 2010
Posts: 4300
Location: Huntington Beach
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| I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. |
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| Smily in Seattle |
| Posted: May 18, 2010 3:47 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 20 May 2009
Posts: 3564
Location: Seattle, WA
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Why was the blonde so happy when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in 6 months?
Because on the box it said "for 2-4 years" |
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| Koda |
| Posted: May 24, 2010 7:12 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 27 Oct 2008
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^ Hahahahaa.... 
A guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
2nd guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out." 3rd guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."
The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"
3rd guy "Because you don't have any ears to hang glasses on." |
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| pon pon |
| Posted: Jun 01, 2010 7:55 am |
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クムリウタ
Joined: 16 Jul 2006
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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| Bob Monkhouse: "They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now." |
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| Smily in Seattle |
| Posted: Jun 02, 2010 5:56 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 20 May 2009
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Location: Seattle, WA
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| ^ that's funny... May I share at work? |
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| skeedatl |
| Posted: Jun 02, 2010 6:36 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 01 Feb 2010
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Location: Huntington Beach
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| "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." -- Ogden Nash |
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| Smily in Seattle |
| Posted: Jun 04, 2010 12:58 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 20 May 2009
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Location: Seattle, WA
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| skeedatl |
| Posted: Jun 04, 2010 1:02 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 01 Feb 2010
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Location: Huntington Beach
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| ^ Your dog doesn't want to always go out or if already out doesn't want to come back in? Mine do. They want to be wherever they aren't. |
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| Smily in Seattle |
| Posted: Jun 04, 2010 2:13 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 20 May 2009
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Location: Seattle, WA
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Naruhodo...
I guess this is true for mine too, but just not as extreme as past dogs. They generally want tp ostick to me like glue where ever I go (in or out) |
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| skeedatl |
| Posted: Jul 07, 2010 10:25 am |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 01 Feb 2010
Posts: 4300
Location: Huntington Beach
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Hear about the Jewish guy who makes his own beer?
Hebrews his own.  |
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| skeedatl |
| Posted: Mar 25, 2011 11:25 am |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 01 Feb 2010
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Location: Huntington Beach
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Really lame
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| Smily in Seattle |
| Posted: Mar 25, 2011 11:27 am |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 20 May 2009
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Location: Seattle, WA
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What is the last thing they do to Tickle me Elmo just before coming off the line and being packaged to go out for sale?
They give him two test tickles
If you don't get it.. read the punchline out loud
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| skeedatl |
| Posted: Mar 25, 2011 11:30 am |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 01 Feb 2010
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Location: Huntington Beach
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^ LOL. That's good.
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