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| skeedatl |
 Posted: Mar 07, 2010 1:42 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 01 Feb 2010
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Location: Huntington Beach
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Everyone can use a good chuckle.
Anyone needing a pick me up can come here, read a stupid joke and hopefully get a smile in return.
Something like:
A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch".
Unload those CLEAN classics you learned in elementary school here. |
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| skeedatl |
| Posted: Mar 07, 2010 1:48 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
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Location: Huntington Beach
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Two antennas met each other on a roof. It was love at first line of sight. They got married. While the ceremony was pretty boring the reception was awesome.
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What is Irish and stays outside?
Patty O'Furniture
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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway. |
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| Koda |
| Posted: Mar 07, 2010 1:56 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 27 Oct 2008
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^ It is funny...somehow...
A dyslexic man walks into a bra. |
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| skeedatl |
| Posted: Mar 07, 2010 1:59 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 01 Feb 2010
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Location: Huntington Beach
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^ That is classic. 
What do cows do for fun?
They go to the moovies.
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When did you go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.
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Chicken coupe with 4 doors?
Chicken Sedan
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A quantum physicist walks into a bar. . . maybe. |
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| Rodri |
| Posted: Mar 07, 2010 6:23 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
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| pon pon |
| Posted: Mar 07, 2010 7:14 pm |
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クムリウタ
Joined: 16 Jul 2006
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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ok, found this topic with the double postings (due to someones confession) and merged them. yeah, it is a rule but i am not so bothered about this chat area. just try to keep it a bit tidy and unoffensive.
i knew a few dyslexic jokes once. can only remember one now.
dyslexics of the world untie! |
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| .::carlito::. |
| Posted: Mar 07, 2010 8:58 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 14 Oct 2006
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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| pon pon |
| Posted: Mar 07, 2010 9:06 pm |
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クムリウタ
Joined: 16 Jul 2006
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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i almost forgot. the thread title is Bad/Corny jokes.
a horse walks into a bar.
the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" |
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| skeedatl |
| Posted: Mar 07, 2010 9:10 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
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Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted. |
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| pon pon |
| Posted: Mar 07, 2010 9:14 pm |
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クムリウタ
Joined: 16 Jul 2006
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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a variation on "walks into a bar".
A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist he wants a prescription filled. He is told it will take 10 minutes. The customer reminds him there is a sign in the front window of the shop that says "Prescriptions filled. No waiting". The pharmacist replies, "Yes, that is right. You will have to leave the shop." |
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| skeedatl |
| Posted: Mar 08, 2010 9:50 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 01 Feb 2010
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Location: Huntington Beach
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It's raining here at the moment and I was thinking...
If April Showers bring May Flowers, then what do May Flowers bring?
Pilgrims and furniture.
And for Rodri
¿Has oído el caso de ese fugitivo que secuestró un autobús de turistas japoneses?
La policía tiene 5000 fotos suyas. |
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| Rodri |
| Posted: Mar 08, 2010 10:22 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
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Location: Quito, Ecuador
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Do you speak spanish, skeedatl? 
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| skeedatl |
| Posted: Mar 08, 2010 10:24 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 01 Feb 2010
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Location: Huntington Beach
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I had 2 years of Spanish in secondary school but have forgotten most of it. I live in Southern California and we have a large Hispanic population so I get to use it from time to time in conversation but never write it so whenever I write you will have to excuse my grammar.
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A priest, rabbi, minister and a penguin walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" |
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| LinLin-Sama |
| Posted: Mar 09, 2010 11:21 am |
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Joined: 24 Mar 2006
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Location: Somwhere in Germany
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Teacher: Did you father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
Hope it's corny enough. |
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| mangomalte |
| Posted: Mar 09, 2010 2:12 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 10 Oct 2006
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okay, when it comes to corny, the one that just popped up for me was:
- Do you know why shrimps won't share?
- Because they're a little shellfish!
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Two muffins in an oven, one of them said to the other:
- Wow, it's pretty hot in here, don't you think?
- Help! A talking muffin!
argh.. i know a lot more in swedish, lol.
at least Heaven can "enjoy" this one...
- Jag köpte precis 5000 tuppar.
- ÄR DU HELT GALEN?! |
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xD