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| Smily in Seattle |
 Posted: Mar 25, 2011 12:57 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 20 May 2009
Posts: 3552
Location: Seattle, WA
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| ^ Thanks. One of my PMs told it during a project meeting. I am still not allowed to say the Penguin joke, though. |
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| mangomalte |
| Posted: Mar 25, 2011 6:24 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 10 Oct 2006
Posts: 3582
Location: Sweden
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i got a few ones...
Two atoms walked down the street.
"You stole an electron from me!" said one of them.
"Are you sure?" said the other one.
"Yeah, I'm positive!"
A neutron walks in to a bar and asks how much a beer is.
The bartender answers: "For you, no charge."
Why isn't gambling that popular in Africa?
They have too many cheetahs!
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
They kept dropping their trunks!
There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says:
"You man the guns, I’ll drive."
A baby seal walks into a club...
What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink?
WATAAAAAR! |
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