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Smily in Seattle
Posted: Mar 25, 2011 12:57 pm Reply with quote
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Joined: 20 May 2009 Posts: 3564 Location: Seattle, WA
^ Thanks. One of my PMs told it during a project meeting. I am still not allowed to say the Penguin joke, though.
 
mangomalte
Posted: Mar 25, 2011 6:24 pm Reply with quote
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Joined: 10 Oct 2006 Posts: 3587 Location: Sweden
i got a few ones...

Two atoms walked down the street.
"You stole an electron from me!" said one of them.
"Are you sure?" said the other one.
"Yeah, I'm positive!"

A neutron walks in to a bar and asks how much a beer is.
The bartender answers: "For you, no charge."

Why isn't gambling that popular in Africa?
They have too many cheetahs!

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
They kept dropping their trunks!

Thereís two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says:
"You man the guns, Iíll drive."

A baby seal walks into a club...

What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink?
WATAAAAAR!
 
pon pon
Posted: May 07, 2013 9:36 pm Reply with quote
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Joined: 16 Jul 2006 Posts: 1011 Location: Melbourne, Australia
Marcia: "John, we once had something wonderful and precious and good. What happened to it?"
John: "You spent it."
 
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