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Rodri
Posted: Apr 08, 2010 4:09 pm Reply with quote
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^ LOL Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
 
woaini
Posted: Apr 08, 2010 4:41 pm Reply with quote
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@ Koda: Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
 
skeedatl
Posted: Apr 08, 2010 10:52 pm Reply with quote
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Did you hear about the guy with 3 peckers? His pants fit like a glove.
 
Smily in Seattle
Posted: Apr 09, 2010 12:48 pm Reply with quote
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I am just catching up... Lots of good laughs here, but I agree that it seems to have evolved into the corny/dirty joke thread. Laughing

IN the same vein

Why do cars drive on a Parkway and park in a driveway?
Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
If the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Sneeze

I know. I am better at dirty jokes. Shifty
 
skeedatl
Posted: Apr 14, 2010 6:18 pm Reply with quote
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Johnny, a fine Catholic lad, was out looking for trouble. He tripped people on the street, threw bricks through windows, smacked folks on the top of the head and whatnot until a passing cop stopped him. “What’s going on here!” bellowed the officer. “It’s like this officer,” winked Little Johnny. “I am on my way over to the church to go to confession, and I’m a little short of material….”
 
Koda
Posted: Apr 14, 2010 10:37 pm Reply with quote
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^ Laughing Laughing

OK. Here's a real dumb one.

On the Seventh Day, God created Saturn. He liked it a lot.

So he put a ring on it.
 
skeedatl
Posted: Apr 22, 2010 8:49 pm Reply with quote
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Werewolf


I dunno, you had him last.
 
pon pon
Posted: Apr 23, 2010 7:26 am Reply with quote
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my mother likes this one:

A blonde is driving on the freeway and her car phone rings. Answering, her husband says to her, "Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the freeway you are on now. Please be careful!"

The blonde replies: "It's not just one car. There's hundreds of them!"
 
Smily in Seattle
Posted: Apr 26, 2010 12:52 pm Reply with quote
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If you're American in the Kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?

European (your a peein) Shifty
 
skeedatl
Posted: Apr 26, 2010 12:56 pm Reply with quote
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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts.

The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
 
Smily in Seattle
Posted: Apr 26, 2010 1:04 pm Reply with quote
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^ I just started laughing on a conference call forgetting I was not on mute.
 
flintandtas
Posted: Apr 27, 2010 5:40 am Reply with quote
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There's no I in team .... but there is 5 I's in Individual Brilliance No No No
 
Smily in Seattle
Posted: Apr 27, 2010 12:30 pm Reply with quote
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What does one call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick.
 
skeedatl
Posted: Apr 28, 2010 3:22 am Reply with quote
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HEADLINE: Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
 
Smily in Seattle
Posted: Apr 28, 2010 12:01 pm Reply with quote
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Little Johnnie's neighbor has a baby. Unfortunately, it is born without ears. Before visiting, little Johnnie's dad tells him that if he says anything about the baby's ears, he'll get spanked.
When little Johnnie looks in the crib, he says, "She has such beautiful eyes. Can she see?"
"Yes," says the father, "She has perfect 20-20 vision."
"Great," says Little Johnnie. "Cuz she'd be f****d if she needed glasses."
 
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