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| Rodri |
 Posted: Apr 08, 2010 4:09 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
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Location: Quito, Ecuador
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| woaini |
| Posted: Apr 08, 2010 4:41 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 14 Oct 2009
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Location: Ky, USA
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| skeedatl |
| Posted: Apr 08, 2010 10:52 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 01 Feb 2010
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Location: Huntington Beach
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| Did you hear about the guy with 3 peckers? His pants fit like a glove. |
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| Smily in Seattle |
| Posted: Apr 09, 2010 12:48 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 20 May 2009
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Location: Seattle, WA
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I am just catching up... Lots of good laughs here, but I agree that it seems to have evolved into the corny/dirty joke thread. 
IN the same vein
Why do cars drive on a Parkway and park in a driveway?
Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
If the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
I know. I am better at dirty jokes.  |
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| skeedatl |
| Posted: Apr 14, 2010 6:18 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 01 Feb 2010
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| Johnny, a fine Catholic lad, was out looking for trouble. He tripped people on the street, threw bricks through windows, smacked folks on the top of the head and whatnot until a passing cop stopped him. “What’s going on here!” bellowed the officer. “It’s like this officer,” winked Little Johnny. “I am on my way over to the church to go to confession, and I’m a little short of material….” |
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| Koda |
| Posted: Apr 14, 2010 10:37 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 27 Oct 2008
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OK. Here's a real dumb one.
On the Seventh Day, God created Saturn. He liked it a lot.
So he put a ring on it. |
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| skeedatl |
| Posted: Apr 22, 2010 8:49 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 01 Feb 2010
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Location: Huntington Beach
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Werewolf
I dunno, you had him last. |
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| pon pon |
| Posted: Apr 23, 2010 7:26 am |
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クムリウタ
Joined: 16 Jul 2006
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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my mother likes this one:
A blonde is driving on the freeway and her car phone rings. Answering, her husband says to her, "Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the freeway you are on now. Please be careful!"
The blonde replies: "It's not just one car. There's hundreds of them!" |
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| Smily in Seattle |
| Posted: Apr 26, 2010 12:52 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 20 May 2009
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Location: Seattle, WA
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If you're American in the Kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
European (your a peein) |
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| skeedatl |
| Posted: Apr 26, 2010 12:56 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 01 Feb 2010
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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." |
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| Smily in Seattle |
| Posted: Apr 26, 2010 1:04 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 20 May 2009
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Location: Seattle, WA
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| ^ I just started laughing on a conference call forgetting I was not on mute. |
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| flintandtas |
| Posted: Apr 27, 2010 5:40 am |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 07 Jul 2009
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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There's no I in team .... but there is 5 I's in Individual Brilliance  |
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| Smily in Seattle |
| Posted: Apr 27, 2010 12:30 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 20 May 2009
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| What does one call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick. |
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| skeedatl |
| Posted: Apr 28, 2010 3:22 am |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 01 Feb 2010
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| HEADLINE: Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. |
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| Smily in Seattle |
| Posted: Apr 28, 2010 12:01 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 20 May 2009
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Location: Seattle, WA
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Little Johnnie's neighbor has a baby. Unfortunately, it is born without ears. Before visiting, little Johnnie's dad tells him that if he says anything about the baby's ears, he'll get spanked.
When little Johnnie looks in the crib, he says, "She has such beautiful eyes. Can she see?"
"Yes," says the father, "She has perfect 20-20 vision."
"Great," says Little Johnnie. "Cuz she'd be f****d if she needed glasses." |
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