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skeedatl
Posted: Mar 07, 2010 1:42 pm Reply with quote
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Everyone can use a good chuckle.

Anyone needing a pick me up can come here, read a stupid joke and hopefully get a smile in return.

Something like:

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch".

Unload those CLEAN classics you learned in elementary school here.


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skeedatl
Posted: Mar 07, 2010 1:48 pm Reply with quote
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Two antennas met each other on a roof. It was love at first line of sight. They got married. While the ceremony was pretty boring the reception was awesome.
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What is Irish and stays outside?
Patty O'Furniture
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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway.


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Koda
Posted: Mar 07, 2010 1:56 pm Reply with quote
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^ It is funny...somehow...Laughing

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
 
skeedatl
Posted: Mar 07, 2010 1:59 pm Reply with quote
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^ That is classic. Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle

What do cows do for fun?
They go to the moovies.
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When did you go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.
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Chicken coupe with 4 doors?
Chicken Sedan
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A quantum physicist walks into a bar. . . maybe.


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Rodri
Posted: Mar 07, 2010 6:23 pm Reply with quote
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I didn't understood half of them Laughing Laughing Laughing ..you know English isn't my primary language Meow Laughing

Quote:
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

That was funny Laughing Laughing

btw, skeedatl, the rules of Channel-Ai say that you can't double post...so try to avoid it Meow Meow(before ponpon comes and kicks your butt Tongue )
Laughing Laughing


I know some of this kind of jokes..but in Spanish...and they would lose their sense when translating to English Shifty xD
 
pon pon
Posted: Mar 07, 2010 7:14 pm Reply with quote
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Joined: 16 Jul 2006 Posts: 1011 Location: Melbourne, Australia
ok, found this topic with the double postings (due to someones confession) and merged them. yeah, it is a rule but i am not so bothered about this chat area. just try to keep it a bit tidy and unoffensive.

i knew a few dyslexic jokes once. can only remember one now.

dyslexics of the world untie!
 
.::carlito::.
Posted: Mar 07, 2010 8:58 pm Reply with quote
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7thq-84O7A

You guys are too funny! Laughing
 
pon pon
Posted: Mar 07, 2010 9:06 pm Reply with quote
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i almost forgot. the thread title is Bad/Corny jokes.

a horse walks into a bar.
the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"
 
skeedatl
Posted: Mar 07, 2010 9:10 pm Reply with quote
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Two peanuts walk into a bar.

One was a salted.
 
pon pon
Posted: Mar 07, 2010 9:14 pm Reply with quote
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a variation on "walks into a bar".

A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist he wants a prescription filled. He is told it will take 10 minutes. The customer reminds him there is a sign in the front window of the shop that says "Prescriptions filled. No waiting". The pharmacist replies, "Yes, that is right. You will have to leave the shop."
 
skeedatl
Posted: Mar 08, 2010 9:50 pm Reply with quote
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It's raining here at the moment and I was thinking...

If April Showers bring May Flowers, then what do May Flowers bring?

Pilgrims and furniture.


And for Rodri

¿Has oído el caso de ese fugitivo que secuestró un autobús de turistas japoneses?

La policía tiene 5000 fotos suyas.
 
Rodri
Posted: Mar 08, 2010 10:22 pm Reply with quote
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^ Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Do you speak spanish, skeedatl? Tongue
Giggle
 
skeedatl
Posted: Mar 08, 2010 10:24 pm Reply with quote
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I had 2 years of Spanish in secondary school but have forgotten most of it. I live in Southern California and we have a large Hispanic population so I get to use it from time to time in conversation but never write it so whenever I write you will have to excuse my grammar.
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A priest, rabbi, minister and a penguin walk into a bar.

Bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
 
LinLin-Sama
Posted: Mar 09, 2010 11:21 am Reply with quote
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Joined: 24 Mar 2006 Posts: 879 Location: Somwhere in Germany
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
_____________________________________________________________________
Teacher: Did you father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
______________________________________________________________________
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

Hope it's corny enough. Laughing
 
mangomalte
Posted: Mar 09, 2010 2:12 pm Reply with quote
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okay, when it comes to corny, the one that just popped up for me was:

- Do you know why shrimps won't share?
- Because they're a little shellfish!

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Two muffins in an oven, one of them said to the other:
- Wow, it's pretty hot in here, don't you think?
- Help! A talking muffin!



argh.. i know a lot more in swedish, lol. Tongue
at least Heaven can "enjoy" this one...
- Jag köpte precis 5000 tuppar.
- ÄR DU HELT GALEN?!
 
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