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First off, male, female, alien, or other?
Female, last time I checked.

Now…
Favorite Artists:
BoA, Otsuka Ai, ZONE, YUI

Hated Artists:
None that I can think of!

Hair Length/Style/Color:
Umm, it’s dark brown, just past the shoulders, and normally straightened or thrown up in a messy bun.

Eating…
Necessary for life, and if I don’t eat dinner, eyn will ban me.

Something you bought and regretted:
TVfXQ’s first album, I think.

Something you regretted not buying:
ZONE’s “Egao Biyori” first press edition…TT.TT

Orange likes pink, so green likes blue, and purple eats…
Easy Mac, of course.

If your best friend was a carrot…
I must be ranch dip.

I would scream my head off if…
Someone threw a penny at me.

We all know she will, but how will Ai bring about world peace?
I predict that Ai will blackmail that magician from the “Utaban” magic show and force him to use his super impressive magical powers and that lie detector thingy to get everyone in Japan to buy 157 copies of her newest album so she dominates the Oricon charts. The prime minister of Japan will have no choice but to bow down to her awesome power and surrender his position to her, plus a giant bowl of Easy Mac because let’s face it, that’s some good stuff.

Sitting on her giant shiny golden throne thingy, she will sing “Kingyo Hanabi” over and over again through a giant loudspeaker that’s 7 million times bigger than the one in “Happy Days”. The rest of the world will fall victim to her sweet voice and hyper personality (not to mention that she knows that foxy guy from the “Daisukidayo.” PV) and simultaneously bow down to her. They will all gather and send her an offering of approximately 9 million rabbits by hot air balloon. Some serious cuddling will follow.

About 7 years later, Ai will decide that she is tired of sitting there and singing and will randomly decide to marry eyn for creating Channel-Ai and being a beast. Plus, he has the power to ban people, not to mention the fact that he’s a total chick magnet. Anyway, they will rule over the world and all the bunnies for a while and force everyone to eat McDonald’s until they get McFat. eyn will use his magic admin powers to create a giant treadmill topic and then everyone will be skinny again. Ai will let out a huge evil laugh through the loudspeaker and all the people on this planet will turn into cats that are mysteriously able to walk on their back legs only.

Ai will be sad because eyn is busy becoming a super-super-super big genius at his university and begin to cry. Her tears will make a beanstalk that sprouts red balloons. The cat people will each grab a balloon and float to the planet Mars (which will be renamed “Planet Ai”), where they will learn to fish in the dust and build a giant hose out of Big Mac wrappers that will rain water on the entire planet about every 3 days.

They will have no choice but to have world peace because everyone looks the same and all speaks the cat language. Besides, who wouldn’t love a planet full of kitties? Yay kitties!

Why is Ai-chin so cute?
Genetics and a bubbly personality, of course.

Why did you decide to write for the blog?
Hmm…well, eyn forced me at gunpoint.

Pronounce “eyn”:
I normally pronounce it as “en”, like the “-en” in “chosen”.

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