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| .::carlito::. |
 Posted: Dec 11, 2009 7:42 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 14 Oct 2006
Posts: 3609
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Simply post some quotes you've heard before that you find hysterical or inspirational.
You sunk my battleship! - Jasper, The Simpsons
Cometh the hour, cometh the man.
Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a padddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'. - Jasper, The Simpsons
I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night, I’ll steal away into your home. And punch you in the face. - Sue Sylvester, Glee |
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| Koda |
| Posted: Dec 11, 2009 8:26 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 27 Oct 2008
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^ OMFG. GLEE QUOTE, LOVE IT! HEARRRTTTSS!!  Sue is so funny, I love her. Well here's more Glee quotes:
Sex isn't dating; if it were, then Santana and I would be dating. - Brittany from Glee
It's like cool epilepsy... - Brittany from Glee
We'll find something for you to dip in chocolate, Mercedes. - Will Schuester |
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| Ushee |
| Posted: Dec 11, 2009 10:49 pm |
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ユメクイ
Joined: 05 Nov 2007
Posts: 1206
Location: Lancaster, New York
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It's a long one, but this is probably my favorite movie quote:
I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me...
But it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world
Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much,
My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst...
And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it,
And then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything
But gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life...
You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure
But don't worry,
You will someday - Lester Burnham, from American Beauty |
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| Rodri |
| Posted: Dec 12, 2009 12:28 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 13502
Location: Quito, Ecuador
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"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!" - Chewbacca from Star Wars 
Yeah...that was lame 
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| hitomi #1 |
| Posted: Dec 13, 2009 2:11 am |
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PEACH
Joined: 17 Feb 2009
Posts: 1933
Location: On Ai's speed dial!
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In honor of flint.
Last night when I was alone in my room, from out of nowhere... I smelled a fart that wasn't mine. - Osaka [Azumanga Daioh]
I've always wanted to trip on a banana peel and fall on my face! - Osaka [Azumanga Daioh]
Oh no, no! My measurements are se-cr-et! But it's not that I'm embarrassed to tell you because I don't have a good body; it's strange for me to say this myself but the numbers are pretty nice. Geez, what are you making me say, you precocious brat, you! - Yukari [Azumanga Daioh]
(while eating a pork bun) This sure is 100% pure beef! - Tomo [Azumanga Daioh]
Sakaki-san. Your breasts are 8cm larger than mine, so move 8cm back. - Tomo [Azumanga Daioh]
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| flintandtas |
| Posted: Dec 14, 2009 7:31 am |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 07 Jul 2009
Posts: 8437
Location: Sydney, Australia
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^ thanks hitomi#1 how nostalgic, I need to wipe the tears from my eyes 
Off the top of my head, here are some Tas quotes:
A chicken with its neck wrung is different than a chicken with its head chopped off. But does it matter to the chicken?
Is that your nose or a disease?
Can those fleas crawling on your body do tricks? |
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| .::carlito::. |
| Posted: Dec 14, 2009 7:32 am |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 14 Oct 2006
Posts: 3609
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me.
- Sue Sylvester, Glee.
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| sakuraangel |
| Posted: Dec 14, 2009 1:19 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 10 Feb 2007
Posts: 8011
Location: Canada
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"all your bases are belong to us" - zero wing game
(if you're a gamer geek or even an internet geek, you'll know the story behind this quote  |
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| Koda |
| Posted: Dec 14, 2009 3:34 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 27 Oct 2008
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@carlito: HELL YES!
WILL: "Ballad" ...who knows what this word means?
BRITTANY: It's a male duck.
- Glee |
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| .::carlito::. |
| Posted: Dec 14, 2009 9:14 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 14 Oct 2006
Posts: 3609
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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^
Brittany is probably the second funniest banana in the show.
Santana: Having sex is not dating.
Brittany: If it were Santana and I would be dating.
In reference to sakuraangel's quote.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg
All our base our belong to us. |
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| Koda |
| Posted: Dec 15, 2009 1:03 am |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 27 Oct 2008
Posts: 12319
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^ I already posted that quote, silly 
Again from Glee ('cause you know, where else do you get good quotes...)
Kurt: I say we lock up Rachel until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement.
Mercedes: We can't--we need her to sing.
Kurt: Damn her talent!
(I can see this thread quickly becoming a "Glee quotes..." thread ) |
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| .::carlito::. |
| Posted: Jan 03, 2010 2:56 am |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 14 Oct 2006
Posts: 3609
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night, I’ll steal away into your home. And punch you in the face. - Sue Sylvester, Glee
If you want the visuals,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdWfqKI8x5g |
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| Koda |
| Posted: Jan 03, 2010 3:38 am |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 27 Oct 2008
Posts: 12319
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^ Didn't you already post that one?
Sue: You are about to board the Sue Sylvester express. Destination? Horror.
Will: ...looking forward to that.
- Glee. Of course. |
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| octocoffee |
| Posted: Jan 09, 2010 12:23 pm |
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ポケット
Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Posts: 2496
Location: USA
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"The today that you're giving up on, is the tomorrow someone else would have fought for." ~ Ayumi Hamasaki
“If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.” ~ Oscar Wilde
“Even if it turns out that this isn’t actually love…I don’t even care anymore.” ~ Ren, Yume no Kodomo by Hamada Shouko |
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| hitomi #1 |
| Posted: Jan 11, 2010 11:33 pm |
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PEACH
Joined: 17 Feb 2009
Posts: 1933
Location: On Ai's speed dial!
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Ogden Nash....
"If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work." |
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