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| Koda |
 Posted: Feb 10, 2010 12:59 am |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 27 Oct 2008
Posts: 12318
Location: Still on Mars
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^ *dies slowly*
Dear Mister Dog,
IF you are reading this, then I have been drafted into Avex. I've told you about them. You know: "scary men, black suits". I am probably at a-nation right now, dancing to a badly coreographed dance and lip-syncing to my own autotuned voice. Turn on the TV, switch to the J-music channel. If you see this happening...I want you to know I love you, my friend. There is no hope for me.
PS- Ask John if he would like tickets to the Arashi -DA NEXT GENERATION- concert.
- Koda |
Last edited by Koda on Feb 10, 2010 1:07 am; edited 1 time in total |
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| Rodri |
| Posted: Feb 10, 2010 1:00 am |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 13481
Location: Quito, Ecuador
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^  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD!!! I fell from the chair laughing!!! |
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| flintandtas |
| Posted: Feb 10, 2010 1:58 am |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 07 Jul 2009
Posts: 8414
Location: Sydney, Australia
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OMG, another thread corrupted by insanity
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| woaini |
| Posted: Feb 10, 2010 2:05 am |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 14 Oct 2009
Posts: 15172
Location: Ky, USA
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^ you cant tell me you didnt see this coming....
@Koda: dear lord!!!! |
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| Rodri |
| Posted: Feb 10, 2010 2:34 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 13481
Location: Quito, Ecuador
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| ^Like if there was a thread on the Chat Room that hasn't been corrupted by insanity |
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| Crystallas |
| Posted: Feb 10, 2010 2:39 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 29 Apr 2008
Posts: 10763
Location: Germany
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I actually like the songs from your boyband, Koda! I'm waiting for the PV  ! |
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| Koda |
| Posted: Feb 10, 2010 3:07 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 27 Oct 2008
Posts: 12318
Location: Still on Mars
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^ It's being directed by (insert guy who directs Namie's PV's here)  There's gonna be lots of dance numbers, lots of half-naked sweaty people, and random pulling out a cellphone and crying. If you look very closely at some scenes, you'll see my soul dripping away from my body! |
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| Rodri |
| Posted: Feb 10, 2010 3:45 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 13481
Location: Quito, Ecuador
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| woaini |
| Posted: Feb 10, 2010 4:38 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 14 Oct 2009
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Location: Ky, USA
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| pon pon |
| Posted: Apr 27, 2010 8:52 am |
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クムリウタ
Joined: 16 Jul 2006
Posts: 985
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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this will surprise a lot of people, but Pon Pon is my real name. yes, Pon is my given name and Pon is my family name. i am the son of my proud parents Mr and Mrs Pon.
i have an older sister called Tam and a younger brother called Cou.
as you can imagine, i have experienced a lot of teasing about my distinctive name over the years. (although not quite as much as my sister, for some reason.) but now, not only am i comfortable with my name, i am actually proud of it.
there are advantages to having your first and last name the same. if someone wants to be rude to you and call you by your last name, it doesn't work! although the downside is if you have to say your full name it can sound like you have a speech impediment. ah well, swings and roundabouts.
one day i was googling my name, as you do, and discovered it is also a song by a Japanese singer i had never heard of. of course i had to check it out and once i did i became an instant fan.
ever since then, whenever i hear her perform the song of my name i feel a connection with her. i hear her calling out to me, repeatedly. and insistently. very repeatedly and insistently. and i have to say i am not deaf to her pleading cries. this is how i know we are kindred spirits, cruelly separated by a vast distance, language and culture. she is calling out to someone she doesn't yet know, but is driven to do so because she knows i am out there, somewhere. what other explanation can there possibly be than the one i have just given?!
now you might just think this is only my fevered imagination at work and i can sort of understand that, because you do not feel what i do. so i will prove to you that we are indeed soul mates. you might then think this could be possible, but only if we have so much in common. wrong! it is because we are so perfectly and exactly opposites that we complement each other so well. you know, the whole yin and yang thing. like a hand in a glove, like Part B araldyte to the Part A, like the sim card you put into a mobile phone in the space that is... well, you get the idea.
so here are Ai's attributes:
- incredibly talented
- successful
- cute
- loved and adored by millions
we are so unalike it is uncanny. i am deficient in all these areas! this can hardly be a coincidence!
to emphasise the point even further i will list my atributes. i have a tendency to:
- waste vast amounts of time on pointless activities
- stubbornly refuse to learn another language
- write delusional stories about myself
she does none of these. 'nough said. |
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| Smily in Seattle |
| Posted: Apr 27, 2010 11:06 am |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 20 May 2009
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Location: Seattle, WA
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| Koda |
| Posted: Apr 27, 2010 3:48 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 27 Oct 2008
Posts: 12318
Location: Still on Mars
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@Pon pon: !!! You actually had me there, not gonna lie. I was about to comment on how awesome it is that your real name is Pon Pon. Then I looked back and read the thing about your "sister"... "Ms. Pon"
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| Smily in Seattle |
| Posted: Apr 27, 2010 4:20 pm |
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クラゲ, 流れ星
Joined: 20 May 2009
Posts: 3552
Location: Seattle, WA
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Proof that my real name is Smily in Seattle. See the bottom next to last name of participants in my conference call. |
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. It was not till the above line, that I sensed something amiss. 
The deadpan tone was classic. 